Why is it that when I’m in a relationship I only want to be single, but now, after being single for just a week, I already feel that this is simply too much of a pain in the ass?

Oh, that’s right, it’s because I’m human, and therefore automatically want what I don’t/can’t have.

Now it’s time to mingle.

The company I work for is owned by Koch Industries.

The Koch brothers.

I work for the Koch brothers.

I really don’t know what to say or do about it, but it leaves me with an icky feeling in my tummy.

I am now one step closer in my four year quest to bang the everloving shit out of Amanda Knox. Sweet sweet justice.

I don’t follow enough people who post theirs.

Damn… Damn…